Monday, September 24, 2007

A Giggle for the Gals

Men Are Like...

1. Men are like Laxatives: They irritate the crap out of you.

2. Men are like Bananas: The older they get, the less firm they are.

3. Men are like Weather: Nothing can be done to change them.

4. Men are like Blenders: You need One, but you're not quite sure why.

5. Men are like Chocolate Bars: Sweet, smooth, & they usually head right for your hips.

6. Men are like Commercials: You can't believe a word they say.

7. Men are like Department Stores: Their clothes are always 1/2 off!

8. Men are like Government Bonds: They take soooooooo long to mature.

9. Men are like Mascara: They usually run at the first sign of emotion.

10. Men are like Popcorn: They satisfy you, but only for a little while.

11. Men are like Snowstorms: You never know when they're coming, how many inches you'll get or how long it will last.

12. Men are like Lava Lamps: Fun to look at, but not very bright.

1 comment: said...

LoL. Long day...thanks for the laugh !

Love your blog !