1. Men are like Laxatives: They irritate the crap out of you.
2. Men are like Bananas: The older they get, the less firm they are.
3. Men are like Weather: Nothing can be done to change them.
4. Men are like Blenders: You need One, but you're not quite sure why.
5. Men are like Chocolate Bars: Sweet, smooth, & they usually head right for your hips.
6. Men are like Commercials: You can't believe a word they say.
7. Men are like Department Stores: Their clothes are always 1/2 off!
8. Men are like Government Bonds: They take soooooooo long to mature.
9. Men are like Mascara: They usually run at the first sign of emotion.
10. Men are like Popcorn: They satisfy you, but only for a little while.
11. Men are like Snowstorms: You never know when they're coming, how many inches you'll get or how long it will last.
12. Men are like Lava Lamps: Fun to look at, but not very bright.
1 comment:
LoL. Long day...thanks for the laugh !
Love your blog !
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