Last night, my friend and I were sitting in the living room and I said to her, "I never want to live in a vegetative state, dependent on some machine and fluids from a bottle. If that ever happens, just pull the plug."
She got up, unplugged the TV, and threw out my wine.
She's such a bitch.....
My cousin sent this one to me the other day. It gave me a chuckle so I thought I'd share it.
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I've read it before as husband and wife.
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